'Tis the season for some Christmas movies. This post will focus on Hallmark Romances. Next I might do Christmas Romances that are like Hallmark movies, but not by Hallmark. And then maybe I will focus on the Santa Christmas movies, specifically. While Santa does make a brief appearance (or a Santa look-a-like) in some of these to dispense some wisdom, the only one below where he seems to really play a role in the events is Snowed Inn Christmas.
Finding Father Christmas: Cute and had a twist that I didn't expect, not overly dramatic and the couple was cute together. 8/10
- Has two sequels (Engaging Father Christmas and Marrying Father Christmas)
On the 12th Date of Christmas: A classic "optimistic, Christmas loving girl converts loner, Scrooge boy". It was cute, opportunity to make it overly dramatic and angsty, but did well at keeping it reasonable. 8/10
Christmas at Holly Lodge: Okay, a lot of different storylines to follow that didn't really seem to connect as well as they could. Classic happy ending for all, but people didn't really act rationally. Plus she spent 60% of the movie avoiding him. So, he had a grander than grand romantic gesture after knowing her for basically two days. 5/10
Christmas Cottage: Classic, "workaholic city girl returns home and falls in love with childhood sweetheart". Personally, it is always a knock against a movie if one or both is engaged to someone else. It just seems questionable to me to be declaring your love to someone less than 24 hours after ending a long-term relationship or engagement. She also bailed on work A LOT for someone who supposedly cared about her job. Plus, I feel like she made some selfish decisions that weren't necessary to get the happy ending. The couple did seem to have pretty good chemistry. 6/10
Snowed Inn Christmas: Really enjoyed this one. Opposites attract, cute chemistry. I think more could have been done to establish their relationship early on (i.e. kind of implies he might have been such a jerk to her for so long because he liked her but thought she didn't like him). Loses a point for ending long-term relationship and confessing to someone new within 24 hours. 8/10
Candy Cane Christmas: Too many misunderstandings and assumptions. They didn't just jump to conclusions, they flung themselves at them. Also they lived in the same small town and crossed paths like 6 times in two days, how had they never met before? Neither was new in town and they seemed to have mutual friends. He was instantly infatuated and spent probably $1000s of dollars on a grand gesture to make her happy in the end (not even something she needed, just on something she liked in the past). I think most people would be a little uncomfortable at someone going to such an extreme effort after just one date. 3/10
Our Last Love Song: Cute, but unrealistic. Classic Hallmark, "no one is really bad, even when they actually break the law", with a dab of "small town boy, city girl" and a sprinkle of "childhood sweethearts". 5/10
Lucky Christmas: My least favorite one yet. A guy and his brother commit arson and insurance fraud, then steal her car (which happens to have her winning lottery ticket in it). And the guy then inserts himself into her life, basically stalking her and using things he found in her car to get closer to her, because she is pretty. But also because he wants to decide if he should return the ticket or not. And then when she finds out what he did SHE STILL LETS HIM HANG OUT WITH HER SON. Like, I wouldn't let my son hang out with some stranger who I knew was both a criminal and a liar who stalked me and went through my things to insert himself into my life. She doesn't even turn him into the police. And he is like "I mailed the lottery ticket back to you". Like...okay, that doesn't change the fact that he was an accomplice to arson and theft. He also didn't send it back immediately. He dated her first and then when he decided he had feelings for her, he sent it back. So, like he only did the right thing because he was attracted to her. That's not really a win. And then she finds the lottery ticket and is like "he told the truth about sending it back!" And his brother says it was his idea to commit the crimes, which doesn't change the fact that he still was involved and he didn't have to be. So, she goes and confesses her love to him and they cash the ticket together. Like...why? He is clearly not someone you can trust and he will probably end up in jail. Oh, and the money you shared with him? Will be going to paying the legal fees when he gets sued by the insurance company. And they didn't even have chemistry to explain why she would be so eager to overlook his red flags. 0/10
Christmas in Montana: A little cliché, someone from the city going to the country to tell them how to run their business (be it a restaurant, hotel, inn, etc.) but then having that epiphany about how family and community are the most important things. I think this cliche annoys me, because it makes her look incompetent. It's almost always a woman coming into town and trying to change the small town business to the big city standard, but I've literally taken four business and marketing classes total and even I know that you look at the demographics and community of the surrounding area. And if she is really a VP or Executive, she would know that cookie cutter business strategies aren't going to work everywhere. Anyway, they had good chemistry and there were some twists that made it a little less cliché. 7/10
Christmas Under the Stars: Really cute, and while it had the "redemption for all" trope, it actually made sense without it just being a Christmas miracle. Lots of secondary characters that actually tied to the plot well. 8/10
Christmas in Homestead: Celebrity and non-celebrity romance, with a dab of "the grass isn't always greener on the other side". Cute overall with good chemistry, but the ending is a bit vague. The main issue separating them wasn't really resolved and it doesn't show any attempt or plan to resolve it. So, just by the power of love, I guess? 7/10
Heart of Christmas: Cute, liked that some of the early minor characters played a role in the end. Love when people doing good things early on has a ripple effect and the people they helped early on help them in return. Don't love the main female lead constantly yelling at a guy for doing his job. Not uncommon, but makes the female lead in this seem seem naïve at best, ignorant at worst. 7/10
Christmas Town: Loved this one. Was super cute, the pieces connected and it really did seem like fate without being too in your face about anything. Also, no one really had to give up anything. So often the female lead gives up her job in the city , but in this she actually still got her dream job, she just got it in the same town as her dream guy. 9/10
Miss Christmas: Really cute, liked the family. Certain scenes seemed unnecessary, but overall well done. The ending felt a little rushed and considering he was the one who yelled at her and accused her of basically being manipulative and faking romantic interest in him to get what she wanted, I was NOT happy that he basically never apologized. Like, he overhears her talking and leaps to conclusions, makes accusations, does something that he knows might risk her career and get her fired, while also making her look bad in front of basically the entire city, and then when he finds out he is wrong he feels bad about it but doesn't do anything. She is the one who makes the grand romantic gesture in the end, she gives up her apartment, AND quits the job she loves to return to him, before he even apologized. Like he thought some really horrible things about her based on two sentences out of context. If he loses trust in her that quickly, the relationship will not succeed. Other than the ending though, it wasn't bad. 5/10
Snow Capped Christmas: It was cute. The characters got along fairly well. Relationship could have been fleshed out more, seems like a large part of it came from the fact that she got a long with his daughter. And while that's good for the relationship long-term, there needs to be more if they are going to last. Like, if she gets a long with her teachers and they are pretty, is he going to date them too? 7/10
Switched for Christmas: Twin drama as adults. Honestly, I wasn't a fan of the premise of this movie. One sister was a teacher and the other worked at some sort of property management firm. They had different jobs, different skill sets, different educations, etc. It doesn't make sense that they would swap jobs like that and then be surprised when things don't go smoothly. Also, it is technically against the law (identity fraud) and while they might not have gotten in trouble doing it as kids, as adults they might. 6/10
Dashing Through the Snow: They were trying too hard to make her seem nice and innocent. The whole premise is that she had her identity stolen and an incompetent FBI agent is convinced she is a criminal/terrorist. He has his team manipulate events (in a way that makes no logical sense) to get her in the car with an undercover agent who falls for her. But, she is so over the top with the positivity. I am a positive person and I'd find her annoying. And then the big climax happens and they basically gloss over her being arrested and proven innocent, only to cut to several days later with him (for some reason) in one of the towns they had stopped in, despite it not being where she was arrested, where she went after, or where he was based. Also, she basically knew nothing about him except that he was an undercover agent who lied to her and led to her getting arrested and several of her friends harassed and treated like terrorists. Also, the fact that their ending confession was basically "now you can believe in me like my dad" was a little awkwardly written and kind of screamed "daddy issues". The puppy though was very cute. Overall, think it had a good premise (and not a unique one, really) but could have been done better. 5/10
Christmas Everlasting: It was good and I liked some of the aspects a lot. I think that it could have been fleshed out more and some things were added to make it more dramatic, that weren't needed. They brought in a long lost relative, when I think more focus should have been on the main female lead overcoming the trauma and guilt she felt about her sister's accident. Like she clearly blamed herself for years and let the guilt she felt dictate the course of her life, but it really came up like once in a conversation and then it kind of implied through context that she didn't visit home because it was hard seeing her sister struggle. Like the pieces were mostly there but not well connected to give her that kind of moment of realization and closure, instead the focus was on the relative that doesn't even play a major part other than as a sort of twist. 6.5/10
Chateau Christmas: Cute, good chemistry between the leads. Not too much angst or drama. A little cliché with the reoccurring "she went to pursue her dreams and he stayed behind" thing. 7.5/10
Christmas Wishes and Mistletoe Kisses: Cute couple, some miscommunication issues that don't make much sense (i.e. why assume two people who aren't even dating will suddenly get engaged that very night?). She didn't need to have a kid. I feel like a lot of Christmas movies one of the two romantic leads will have a kid to kind of act as a bridge between the characters (i.e. guy with kid and girl bonds with kid first) or an obstacle (i.e. she doesn't want to date because her kid is her focus), but he didn't play much of a role at all. In fact, I had to start playing it again just to check if I remembered correctly that she even had a kid. 7.5/10
Christmas Bells are Ringing: She lost her inspiration and passion in the big city and finds it in her small hometown with her childhood sweetheart. They both give things up at the end, which seems a little unnecessary but its sweet and they seem happy about it. 7/10
One Royal Holiday: This was really cute and I liked the accents, but even Hallmark knows that the secondary couple took the show (Hallmark uses the second couple in a lot of commercials for Hallmark movies). First of all, the secondary couple had such a cute meeting. They had such a good story line that should be the premise of another Hallmark movie (royalty/celebrity ends up stranded in small town, head of security/head bodyguard works with town's mayor to ensure discretion and security). And I LOVED her attitude. The main female lead was like "don't pursue this, it isn't real. He's going to leave. It will never work." And the she was just like "they said I wouldn't be mayor, but look at me now." And "it might be hard to do long distance, but I think it is worth trying". Loved them. They should have been in it more or the main couple. The main couple was still okay. Suggests she might be going to live with him or just visiting. I don't know. Honestly, not sure they do either. But the secondary couple, they buy tickets for her to fly out to visit him for New Year's way before the main couple even comes to terms with how they feel. 7/10
Jingle Bell Bride: They were a cute couple, felt like there were some plot lines that never were fully pursued. But it did make it lighter on the drama. Like her coworker seemed to be trying to sabotage her, but that seemed like a plot thread that was just dropped. In fact, it was made to seem kind of sketchy about her going to the main female lead's client sort of behind her back, but like they worked at the same firm and the lead was stranded in a Alaska, it made sense that someone else would work with her client while she was away and nothing came of it. 6/10
Cheerful Christmas: She was too much. They needed to tone her character down a little bit. She was so overly enthusiastic and hyper, that a lot of the time their meetings seemed awkward and forced with her trying to shove Christmas cheer down his throat. Like she constantly disturbed his work, got in his way, or was overly pushy but everyone encouraged her to keep annoying him to "save his Christmas spirit". But, she gets better about halfway through when they become more of a duo and they live in the same area so there isn't too much drama in regards to how they will maintain a relationship. 6.5/10
Christmas on My Mind: She basically magically (I guess) forgets two years of her life. But then it doesn't really make any sense. Like, she gets bits and pieces back, but it doesn't all seem to come back to her by the end of the month. So, she makes some pretty big decisions about her future considering she is still missing so much of her past. The main couple are cute, but I am not really a fan of people being all "I'm going to hold them back". Because a) 90% of the time there is nothing stopping them from going with them or pursuing a long-distance relationship and b) it reminds me of something from another show that I wish I could remember exactly, but it was something like "you can't expect her to pick you, if she doesn't know you are an option". All she really remembers was him calling off their engagement two years prior so he wouldn't hold her back and he then he doesn't even really say he still loves her and wants her to stay. 6/10
Cranberry Christmas: This felt like it was meant to be a sequel to something, but I don't think it was. The couple is already married but are having some difficulties (mostly in communication). I liked that she called him out for basically doing a "maybe we shouldn't be together" in an attempt to not hold her back thing. I feel like I would have rooted for them more if I saw how they came together. So, if it isn't a sequel, then maybe we need a prequel. 6/10
Christmas Connection: I really liked this, but felt like we could have gone into her backstory more. Like, it seems to suggest she isn't big on Christmas because her parents died when she was young and she was raised by her grandparents, who have since passed away so she doesn't have family to spend it with. But, it doesn't really seem to talk about how her grandparents did Christmas. The kid was cute and I liked a lot of the story. 7/10
Merry & Bright: I'm going to start off by saying the framing device was weird and unnecessary. It starts with her being asked a question and goes into a flashback, but it is just not necessary and really kind of spoils the ending. The couple are cute, there were things introduced early on that came up later. Some things didn't make sense from a practical point, but overall very cute. 7/10