Post 93: Quotables

This will be a strange post, because it will be a miss-matched collection of quotes that I love and have been patiently waiting to use in conversation one day. Though, I will put a cap on it - only one quote per TV show or movie. Otherwise, it might never end. The ones I like (or the part of the quote I like) will be in red, the others (if there are) are to put them into context.

White Collar: 
Season 2, Ep. 4 - 'By the Book'

P: "What exactly is the nature of your relationship with Gina?"
M: "Intellectual, literal, ongoing."
P: "Is he stalking her?"
N: "I would have to look up the legal definition."

Wild Child:

Movie (2009)

K: "Who's there?"

P: [bursts into the room, annoyed] "Jesus Christ!"

K: "Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel."

Elementary

Season 2, Ep. 24 - 'The Grand Experiment'

S: "When MI6 asked you to join them, did they tell you that you'd be an asset or just an ass?"

Witches of East End

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'Pilot'

F: "I bring joy and drunkenness to people in need."

Suits

Season 4, Ep. 2 - 'Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner'

L: "Unless you have Photoshopped my head onto a dragon, do not interrupt me while I am perfecting my pitch."

Sherlock

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'A Study in Pink'

S: “Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”

West Wing
Season 6, Ep. 13 - 'King Corn'

M: "I don't care if it's three Bosnians, an Armenian, and a bus full of party clowns!"

Stargate SG-1

Season 2, Ep. 7 - 'Message in a Bottle'

T: "Undomesticated equines could not drag me away."

Sleepy Hollow

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'Pilot'

I: "Are you quite finished? Because most of what you say is unintelligible gibberish to me. It's like watching a chicken cluck."

Rizzoli and Isles

Season 5, Ep. 12 - 'Burden of Proof'

J: "It looks like Hello Kitty threw up on My Little Pony."

Psych
Season 3, Ep. 6 - 'There Might be Blood'

S: "Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua. I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the Chief all the credit."

The Musketeers

Season 1, Ep. 4 - 'The Good Soldier'

C: “Now, with the greatest of respect to your exquisite delicacy of feeling, may we please return to the real issue here.”

There are many that could be added, but I have things to do and a short attention span, so I am ending it here. Hope you enjoyed them half as much as I do.