Post 98: Quotables 2

Part 2 of my quote collection, though I must say part 2 seems to have more challenging ones to work in to a conversation. 

Gilmore Girls:

Season 1, Ep. 8 - 'Love and War and Snow'

T: "There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs."

Big Bang Theory:

Season 4, Ep. 9 - 'The Boyfriend Complexity'

L: You'll never guess what just happened.

S: "You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?"

Dollhouse:

Season 2, Ep. 2 - 'Instinct'

T: "I don't want to use the word genius, but I'd be okay if you wanted to."

Veronica Mars:

Season 1, Ep. 16 - 'Betty and Veronica' 

V: "Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"

W: "Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

Camelot

Season 1, Ep. 5 - 'Justice'

S: "Uther's daughter, Arthur's sister. You can't be defined by others. People need to know you for yourself."

Friends

Season 1, Ep. 18 - "The One with All the Poker"

R: "Guys, guess what?!"

C: "Okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?"

Haven

Season 1, Ep. 4 - 'Consumer'

A: "I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well."

Merlin

Season 2, Ep. 3 - 'The Nightmare Begins'

A: "Merlin, what have we said about you trying to be funny?"

M: "I shouldn't.” 

Grimm

Season 3, Ep. 7 - 'Cold Blooded'

W: "The problem is alligators don’t rob houses."

Lost Girl

Season 2, Ep. 6 - 'It's Better to Burn Out Than Fae Away'

K: "If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, delivered by a totally awesome chick."

Warehouse 13

Season 5, Ep. 3 - 'A Faire to Remember'

C: "The internet is still around? Dad said that would be a passing fad."

Xena: Warrior Princess

Season 2, Ep. 13 - 'The Quest'

A: "Would you calm down? There's barely enough room up here for my paranoia."