Post 114: Quotables 3

I wasn't really expecting to continue this series too much. I mean, at some point you run out of different shows and things. But, since I've recently started new shows and decided to do movies as well, it could be a never-ending series as new movies and shows continue to come out. However, in an attempt to keep them sorted, I am going to categorize them more.

So, this will be the insult/insulting comments/comebacks edition. Only to be used under certain circumstances, if at all.

American Horror Story:
Season 4, Ep. 4 - 'Edward Mordrake Pt. 2'

E: "You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters herself with contempt for others."

Monk:

Season 7, Ep. 14 - 'Mr. Monk and the Bully'

R: "I hear you went a little crazy since high school. Now I just need to know, is it funny crazy or sad crazy?"

Veronica Mars:

Movie (2014)

W: "When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?"

Reign:

Season 2, Ep. 8 - 'Terror of the Faithful'

C: "The only people in bed past noon are drunks and reprobates."

Pretty Little Liars:

Season 5, Ep. 4 - 'Thrown from the Ride'

"Aria, you need to take a psychological selfie right now."

Pan Am:

Season 1, Ep. 10 - 'Secrets and Lies'

D: "I thought you'd be gone. And by thought I mean hoped."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Season 3, Ep. 20 - 'The Prom'

G: "For God's sake, man, she's 18, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about."

Post 98: Quotables 2

Part 2 of my quote collection, though I must say part 2 seems to have more challenging ones to work in to a conversation. 

Gilmore Girls:

Season 1, Ep. 8 - 'Love and War and Snow'

T: "There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs."

Big Bang Theory:

Season 4, Ep. 9 - 'The Boyfriend Complexity'

L: You'll never guess what just happened.

S: "You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?"

Dollhouse:

Season 2, Ep. 2 - 'Instinct'

T: "I don't want to use the word genius, but I'd be okay if you wanted to."

Veronica Mars:

Season 1, Ep. 16 - 'Betty and Veronica' 

V: "Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"

W: "Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

Camelot

Season 1, Ep. 5 - 'Justice'

S: "Uther's daughter, Arthur's sister. You can't be defined by others. People need to know you for yourself."

Friends

Season 1, Ep. 18 - "The One with All the Poker"

R: "Guys, guess what?!"

C: "Okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?"

Haven

Season 1, Ep. 4 - 'Consumer'

A: "I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well."

Merlin

Season 2, Ep. 3 - 'The Nightmare Begins'

A: "Merlin, what have we said about you trying to be funny?"

M: "I shouldn't.” 

Grimm

Season 3, Ep. 7 - 'Cold Blooded'

W: "The problem is alligators don’t rob houses."

Lost Girl

Season 2, Ep. 6 - 'It's Better to Burn Out Than Fae Away'

K: "If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, delivered by a totally awesome chick."

Warehouse 13

Season 5, Ep. 3 - 'A Faire to Remember'

C: "The internet is still around? Dad said that would be a passing fad."

Xena: Warrior Princess

Season 2, Ep. 13 - 'The Quest'

A: "Would you calm down? There's barely enough room up here for my paranoia."

Post 93: Quotables

This will be a strange post, because it will be a miss-matched collection of quotes that I love and have been patiently waiting to use in conversation one day. Though, I will put a cap on it - only one quote per TV show or movie. Otherwise, it might never end. The ones I like (or the part of the quote I like) will be in red, the others (if there are) are to put them into context.

White Collar: 
Season 2, Ep. 4 - 'By the Book'

P: "What exactly is the nature of your relationship with Gina?"
M: "Intellectual, literal, ongoing."
P: "Is he stalking her?"
N: "I would have to look up the legal definition."

Wild Child:

Movie (2009)

K: "Who's there?"

P: [bursts into the room, annoyed] "Jesus Christ!"

K: "Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel."

Elementary

Season 2, Ep. 24 - 'The Grand Experiment'

S: "When MI6 asked you to join them, did they tell you that you'd be an asset or just an ass?"

Witches of East End

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'Pilot'

F: "I bring joy and drunkenness to people in need."

Suits

Season 4, Ep. 2 - 'Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner'

L: "Unless you have Photoshopped my head onto a dragon, do not interrupt me while I am perfecting my pitch."

Sherlock

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'A Study in Pink'

S: “Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”

West Wing
Season 6, Ep. 13 - 'King Corn'

M: "I don't care if it's three Bosnians, an Armenian, and a bus full of party clowns!"

Stargate SG-1

Season 2, Ep. 7 - 'Message in a Bottle'

T: "Undomesticated equines could not drag me away."

Sleepy Hollow

Season 1, Ep. 1 - 'Pilot'

I: "Are you quite finished? Because most of what you say is unintelligible gibberish to me. It's like watching a chicken cluck."

Rizzoli and Isles

Season 5, Ep. 12 - 'Burden of Proof'

J: "It looks like Hello Kitty threw up on My Little Pony."

Psych
Season 3, Ep. 6 - 'There Might be Blood'

S: "Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua. I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the Chief all the credit."

The Musketeers

Season 1, Ep. 4 - 'The Good Soldier'

C: “Now, with the greatest of respect to your exquisite delicacy of feeling, may we please return to the real issue here.”

There are many that could be added, but I have things to do and a short attention span, so I am ending it here. Hope you enjoyed them half as much as I do.